Ho Ho No! Have A Twisted Christmas
By nature, I’m not a big Christmas guy, but I’ve learned to embrace the season by watching it through the eyes of my family. So, while I’m surrounded by Christmas lights, dazzling garland, Christmas specials on TV and 24 hour Christmas music on not 1, but 2 stations in New York (pray for the DJs), I have to find my subversion in books.
I first read Santa Steps Out about 10 years ago and just found it in my mother’s attic while cleaning this weekend. If, as a horror fan, you read one holiday book this season (and I hope to God it’s not a Debbie Macomber or Mary Higgins Clark sapfest), this is it. To say Santa Steps Out is sick, twisted and demented is an understatement. It’s also hysterical. Read it and you’ll never look at Santa, or that sexy Tooth Fairy, the same way again.
And because the holiday season is upon us like a pandemic, I’d like to give away ebooks of Forest of Shadows, Sinister Entity and Swamp Monster Massacre. I’ll give one of each to 3 lucky winners. All you have to do is drop a comment here, tweet this out or comment on my FB fan page.
Ho ho oh where is my spiked egg nog?
Hunter,
I’m with you on the Christmas sappiness. Will happily check out “Santa Steps Out.” And I DO have the egg nog. Thanks, and enjoy the season, despite the odds . . .
Halloween is my favorite holiday. But with a little effort I can always zombie up Christmas!! Have a great Holiday season!!!
I’m with you, and I’m in. All I want for Christmas is a copy of Swamp Monster Massacre. (I already bought the other two.)
And ye shall have it! What format works best for you?
Now you’e just being nice to me cuz I’m all whiny and stuff these days. You should not encourage such behavior.
Kindle.
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Santa Steps Out sounds like it’s out there enough for me! I’ve added it to my TBR list. By the way, I’ve never had spiked egg nog. I guess I’m missing out!
You have to definitely try it this holiday season!
The title gives me a hint – Santa Steps Out, and The Tooth Fairy! This does sound wickedly twisted. On my TBR for sure. No sappiness here. Reading several zombie series and one really unique Sasquatch book!
It’s a definite keeper. Way, way out there.
I’m coming over with the egg nog and snacks!! 😉
The casa is always open!
Santa steps out has been added to my Amazon cart. It sounds hilarious and right up my alley. Thanks for the recommendation!
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Hi I’ve heard a lot of good things about your books but they are kinda hard to get here in India.But i’d really like to read them!
The good thing is that they are all available as e-books. Just not sure how hard they are to get in India. I have some friends living in Mumbai. I have to ask them.