World War Z – Helping Us Catch Up On Our Z’s

In the spirit of full disclosure, I have to admit that I was one of the few people who didn’t particularly like Max Brooks’ breakout novel, World War Z. Like I hope that I’ve made it impossible for my wife to find other men to measure up to me, just about everything in the zombie pantheon has fallen shy of the original Dawn of the Dead for me. Everything that was right with DOTD was wrong with WWZ. More on that in a moment.

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I’d heard that there were all kinds of productions issues with WWZ and if memory serves correct, this should have come out a lot sooner. Sometimes strife on a move set leads to greatness, like Predator (a movie that was said to have more issues than a NYC newsstand). But most times, chaos behind the scenes transforms into chaos on the screen. It’s very easy to see that WWZ had a lot of bad shit go down between the star and producer, Brad Pitt, and everyone else connected with the film.

I’m going to summarize WWZ quite easily. It’s a series of chase scenes that carry Brad Pitt from the US, to Africa, Israel and Wales. Brad goes somewhere, soulless zombies appear, Brad runs. He survives so many impossible situations, I was beginning to think he was Daffy Duck. And for a guy who was in 90% of the scenes, he said about 20 words.

It was like watching a 2 hour car chase, which gets very boring after a while. Unlike Dawn of the Dead, there are no real personalities here, either on the  living or the dead side. There’s no one to connect to here. At one point, I was rooting for an asteroid to slam the earth and put everyone out of their misery. Like the zombies, the script has no pulse, no heart, nada.

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The only cool part, for me, was the way the zombies, perhaps the fastest and angriest since 28 Weeks Later, piled atop one another to scale any height just to get at human flesh. So, I got two scenes that raised my adrenaline level up a tick, and then I was rocked to sleep until the end credits.

And here’s something else that blew my mind – here we are with a zombie flick on an epic scale and there is almost no blood, certainly no gore! What the hell? Was this intentionally made for grade school kids?

Guess I’ll have to wait for the new season of The Walking Dead to get a real zombies fix, and that’s a show I think we’ll look back at and try to pinpoint exactly where in season 3 it jumped the shark.

Anyone else plunk down their hard earned cash for World War Z? Feel free to tell me I’m a small minded elitist a-hole or that you agree with me. I can take it. 🙂

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About Hunter Shea

Hunter Shea is the product of a childhood weened on The Night Stalker, The Twilight Zone and In Search Of. He doesn’t just write about the paranormal – he actively seeks out the things that scare the hell out of people and experiences them for himself. Hunter Shea is the product of a childhood weened on The Night Stalker, The Twilight Zone and In Search Of. He doesn’t just write about the paranormal – he actively seeks out the things that scare the hell out of people and experiences them for himself. His novels, Forest of Shadows, Evil Eternal , Swamp Monster Massacre , Sinister Entity, Hell Hole, The Waiting and Island of the Forbidden are published through Samhain Publishing’s horror line. Hell Hole was named Horror Novel Reviews #1 horror novel of 2014. His first thriller novel, The Montauk Monster, was released June, 2014 as a Pinnacle paperback, and was named by Publishers Weekly as one of the best reads of the summer. His follow up Pinnacle novel, Tortures of the Damned, a post apocalyptic thriller, will be out July, 2015. That will be followed up by his latest cryptid tale, The Dover Demon, in the fall through Samhain. His horror short story collection, Asylum Scrawls, is available as an e-book, straightjacket not included. Hunter is an amateur cryptozoologist, having written wild, fictional tales about Bigfoot, The Montauk Monster, The Dover Demon and many new creatures to come. A copy of his book, The Montauk Monster, is currently on display in the International Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, ME. He wrote his first novel with the express desire to work only with editor Don D’Auria at Dorchester (Leisure Horror). He submitted his novel to Don and only Don, unagented, placed on the slush pile. He is proof that dedicated writers can be rescued from no man’s land. He now works with Don, along with several other agents and publishers, having published over ten books in just four years. Hunter is proud to be be one half of the Monster Men video podcast, along with his partner in crime, Jack Campisi. It is one of the most watched horror video podcasts in the world. Monster Men is a light hearted approach to dark subjects. Hunter and Jack explore real life hauntings, monsters, movies, books and everything under the horror sun. They often interview authors, cryptid and ghost hunters, directors and anyone else living in the horror lane. Living with his wonderful family and two cats, he’s happy to be close enough to New York City to get Gray’s Papaya hotdogs when the craving hits. His daughters have also gotten the horror bug, assisting him with research, story ideas and illustrations that can be seen in magazines such as Dark Dossier.

9 responses to “World War Z – Helping Us Catch Up On Our Z’s”

  1. Maria D. says :

    A while ago (i think mostly after the movie Troy) I decided that I would wait till any film with Brad Pitt as the star would have to wait until it either came out on DVD at the local Red Box or hit one of the movie channels on the cable I’m paying way too much for. I don’t know what it is but he seems to select really bad horrible films to be in or there’s always some kind of production issue that affects his films. I’m not a huge zombie fan but if you are going to do a zombie movie there has got to be some blood – when my friend and I saw the previews at the theatre (while watching Iron Man 3) – we both turned to each other and laughed because we just knew it was going to be bad. Sorry you wasted your money and time but I coulda warned you…..lol

  2. Tim Meyer says :

    I don’t know if I can bring myself to watch this one… Huge fan of the book. Looks nothing like it.

  3. lexacain says :

    Like you, I loved DOTD (the original) — it had heart, it had social commentary, it scared the heck out of me! — and I haven’t been that impressed with what’s come out since, although I’m a Resident Evil fan and liked the first season of “The Walking Dead” (the end of that season is when it jumped the shark for me). But like vamps, I think the whole zombie thing has been way overdone. I’ll wait until this comes out on the satellite channels. Thanks for the review. 🙂

  4. Daphne says :

    I totally agree with you, went to my beloved drive-in and watched it. I wasn’t expecting too much, since I am a Romero devotee and I didn’t enjoy the book either. Brad Pitt doesn’t impress me and it was a race for the cure movie, not exactly a zombie movie. The zombies looked like rabid hamsters and were about as annoying. Sorry I like my flying gore, none found in this movie. I am sure the younger generation would enjoy it more, since they like zombie love movies also. Give me my Horror, I want to hold my breath while watching a zombie movie, then discovering that I had better breathe:)

  5. Craig says :

    I will definitely wait till it’s on free streaming; we have plenty of classic zombie films to keep us entertained for a long time. I actually enjoyed the book ( I viewed it more as a collection of shorts ) and when I saw the trailer for the film I questioned my memory and had to grab my copy from the shelf and peruse the pages. Yep, nothing like the book. Thanks for the warning.

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